To all Men
Yes we as women do have boobs but that doesn't mean that just because they stick out we want you to grab them. When we are doing dishes, putting clothes away, or hey just plain standing still does not give you right to come up and grab my butt like it's a beer! No I don't get turned on when you grab your other head and say hey baby wanna piece of me! I am sorry that nasty stinky Beer and onion dip breath is not what I want coming at me for a wet slobbery kiss that you have high hopes will turn me on! When I am alseep rolling over and breathing on me is not exactly what I want to wake up to. The fact that I am laying on my back and asleep doesn't mean get up on top and hope I will enjoy the ride! So to all you men who have high aspirations that this stuff turns me on, THINK AGAIN!!!! It will only get you a swift kick in the you know where!
This post is in response to the fact that my DH just doesn't understand why I don't immediatly melt when he does any of the above listed items!
This post is in response to the fact that my DH just doesn't understand why I don't immediatly melt when he does any of the above listed items!
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OMG! LOL...I SO feel ya! LOL Great post!
Wow. Guess I shouldn't complain about my dear hubby. I may not have sex as often as I'd like but he's an absolute gentleman (brushes his teeth, asks permission, puts my needs first).
Let me guess, foreplay is letting you have the remote control. I feel your pain girl! Big hearts to you!
LOL oh my goodness girl I love this post. I have lots of friends who complain about these things.
LOL Too funny!!!!
you know,, you said it the best, I don't know what cause them to do the things they do sometimes
ROFL! I am right there with you!
ROFL!
You said it and I totally agree, the only part that does not fit my dh is the beer because he does not drink beer! but it sure is funny how they think these actions are ROMANTIC! NOT!!!!!
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